I know we’re best friends, and I love you to death, dude, but lately you’ve been doing nothing but pissing me off. I get it, your first real relationship went to shit, but that was months ago now, and I really think you need to stop with the moping.
Yeah, I get it, you’re not ACTUALLY moping, but you’re drowning yourself in booze and shit that’ll end up killing you in the end. What have I said about you listening to me? you need to do it more often. I said that you just need to take this as an opportunity to better yourself, and you’ve not the exact opposite.
You know you owe me money, and you know it’s not really a bit deal at all to me when it really comes down to money things. However, when I bought you something on MY credit, no matter how fucking great it is, with the understanding that you were going to pay me back over the next couple months. Well, guess what, we’re a week away from 6 months and then I’ll start owing interest. And not just itty bitty 1% interest, no this is real bad shit interest.
So, here I am, paying money to a credit agency that I shouldn’t be paying. With no job, no real source of income because I feel bad for you, because I feel like I should be a big brother to you and help clean up your messes.
How do you return the favor? By sending me drunken texts and IMs about crap I don’t even care about. I know I can seem like an alcoholic sometimes, but shit, you’re driving me away from drinking altogether! That is how bad you’re getting!
Also, from what I gather, you’re paying on a car loan for a car you don’t really need.
So here’s me officially saying it: you’re a fucking moron, and I’m sick of it.
